Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell! Ken who? Ken I bring my dog to your house? Howl who? Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door? Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!ĭefense who? Defense has a hole in it-so our dog got loose. Interrupting cow (you yell MOOOOOO before they can say, “who?”). Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some water. Can you play?Īlpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you a-pack-a the suitcase!Ĭhick who? Chick your stove, I can smell it burning! Turnip who? Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.Ī herd who? A herd you were home. Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche? Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door? Do you love me too? Olive right next door to you. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you! Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda people can hear me! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me inside! I have to go to the bathroom!įigs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! Who’s there? Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!īeef who? Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!īroccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.īutter who? Butter be quick. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!
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I remember back to when the kids were little, and they would tell me a knock knock joke that didn’t even make sense but would crack up laughing, which, of course, would make me laugh too. Ready to crack up with your friends and family? These hilarious knock knock jokes are the secret to laughter and fun! Whether you are in the car, around the dinner table, or huddled around the campfire, you will laugh out loud with these funny knock knock jokes.Įveryone loves a good knock knock joke! They are so simple, yet so fun for even the smallest members of your family.
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